Summer’s here. Have FUN, be YOURSELF and watch out for PERVERTS

There’s Nothing Like a Fun Day at the Beach

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This is the Summer Time. It is the time to go to the beach, have Fun in the Sun, Relax, and just Forget your Worries Cares and Troubles.

Get away from Time Clocks, Computers, Schedules, Appointments and Anything having to do with WORK.

The Whole Point is to just Relax and Enjoy Yourself.

Pope Francis speaks on homosexuality – too little too late

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Pope Francis publicly stated, “If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge?”

He leaves a lot of unanswered questions. You can’t tell if the Pope is praising gays, or condemning them.

Off hand, I’d have to say he is praising them. Otherwise, he would be losing a lot of personnel, considering that ninety percent of Catholic Priests are tutti fruitti’s.

Source: CNN

Why people have been dying for years

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First, people were dying to finish grade school.

Then they were dying to finish high school and college.

Next, they were dying to get married and have children.

After about eighteen years, they were dying for the kids to leave and get out on their own.

Finally people have been dying to retire.

People have been dying for so long, that they’ve forgotten how to live.

Texting has become normal, but does this make sense?

textingPeople rather communicate with other people today by texting. Therefore, texting has become the NORMAL way of communication.

The reason people prefer to text is because they don’t want to talk to anyone. Talking is less trouble. All you have to do is open your mouth. Texting is more complicated, and sometimes, can cause accidents.

If texting is normal, then technology is going backwards.

I ask you:

Is it NORMAL for people to not want to talk to anyone?

For those who thing the internet is complicated and confusing

pinball-machinesIf you think the Internet is confusing and complicated, just think back where there was something just as confusing, and just as complicated.

Remember when pinball machines first became popular? Some of them were easy to figure out. Many of them were almost impossible to figure out. You just kept playing until you saw the sign:

GAME OVER

Now, you see signs like:

Not Responding

Unable to Establish Connection

No internet connection

Why is the dead given a Moment of Silence?

I’ve never understood the logic of giving the dead a moment of silence, to show respect. Why should there be silence. The guy is dead. He’s not going to wake up. It seems more logical that it would be more respectful to the dead by giving them a moment of cheering and celebration. Cheering would symbolize that the guy had a good life and made people happy. Celebration would symbolize the celebration of the life of a person who was very popular.

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This is exactly why GOLF is such an amazing game

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The Advantages of Golf

Golf is fun. It’s relaxing. It’s a way to get away from your normal daily routine.

If you’re good, golf is a way to make a few bucks. For example, you can bet your golf partner $5 a hole.

The best thing about golf is, it’s therapy. If you play golf, you forget everything else in your life. You will think of nothing but golf.

The Disadvantages of Golf

Golf is a tough game. I’s you against both the game and the golf course. And usually, they both win, and you lose. But this doesn’t matter. You’re having fun.

The game will humble the person with the biggest ego in the world. Golf is unique, in that, it’s the only thing that will make a grown man cry.

There is one major disadvantage to the game of golf. Golf will make you forget your problems. But the game is not easy to play. The only issue with this is:

When you play golf, you suddenly have some new problems that you didn’t have.

Is is OK to LIKE your own Facebook Fan Page?

Of course it is. What’s the point of going to all the trouble to create a Facebook Fan Page if you’re not going to like it. It’s yours. You’d better like it, otherwise, you’re not playing with a full deck.

Let me ask another question. If a guy is running for President, isn’t  he going to vote for himself? My two points are,

Don’t run for President as a Republican and vote for the Democrat.

Don’t go to the trouble of creating a Facebook Fan Page if you’re not going to like the darn thing.

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Gay marriages increase the market for Dildos and Sex Toys

Here’s an ad someone placed about three months ago

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Here’s the revised ad after the Federal Government’s ruling last week

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If you’re gay, and you’re reading this, you’ll be happy to know that both ads are clickable.

If I were the owner of a Company that manufacturers sex toys. I’d try to contact the Federal Judge who made the decision to allow gay marriages. Then I’d call him and offer to take him and his wife out for a steak dinner.